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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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fallontonight:

cell-y:

fallontonight:

Little-known fact: Jimmy and Dwayne Johnson used to have pretty serious careers as fitness instructors.

Part 1 / Part 2

this is too good!!!!

Your new workout motivation.

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you