sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
Little-known fact: Jimmy and Dwayne Johnson used to have pretty serious careers as fitness instructors.
this is too good!!!!
im gonna throw this at everyone
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you